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The Green Trench Coat
12-21-2008, 04:43 AM
Sup man..

Been pretty good, busy playing other games.. the scene died out around here.. well not so much the scene.. just the players changed and I wasnt really into it..

The guys I use to play games with all either retired, got married or moved out of the country..

Foomy still plays but he got older and we dont really talk anymore.. ever..

My brother is good, still busy playing games just out of the competitive scene..

Me? I guess I grew out of everything.. I miss the old times but knowing that they couldnt ever be what they were makes me just come back to this is more of an outsider making observations and not so thin skinned anymore..

BUT.. I still enjoy playing and ill admit, SF4 is pretty sick..


HVS

No news from the bowling manager?

mr.sagat
12-21-2008, 08:31 AM
Thanks for the insight everybody, it's nice for me to go in a thread and actually not get flamed for once...I almost feel guilty in a sense, because I feel like I am naively grouping all transgenders together and thinking they have all the same likes/dislikes. So, just like some are active, others are passive...some like being pre op, but others are willing to sacrifice the feelings of sexual gratification to be true post op...I don't know, maybe the mental state one has in post op, is more gratifying than physical manipulation of the genitalia itself...it's hard to understand people because I have not been in their situation...well I like this thread..in the immortal words of kintaro oe.."This is so educational" :) Oh and I give props to the posters here who are gay and are not ashamed of it, the only negative experiences I have had with homosexuals is just a couple of times when I was being hit on....I don't really know what to do in a situation like that, hmmm makes me feel very uncomfortable and uneasy..

Yuna
12-21-2008, 08:38 AM
Recent developments in gender swapping surgery have made it so the lady parts are fully functional. When I'm post-op, I can have roaring girlgasms and everything. I even get a clit. That's gonna be the best shit ever I swear to god.

JustB
12-21-2008, 11:20 AM
mrsagat: I actually grew up believing that people who were gay/lesbian/trans were just evil, perverted freaks. It took me a long time to accept who I was and almost as long to not see myself as an evil, perverted freak. Well, I'm not an evil freak anyway :wgrin:.

From what I understand, discomfort and fear generally stem from the unknown. I can't really suggest a way to ease your discomfort other than suggesting that you try to allow yourself to be flattered that someone's trying to put the moves on you. I mean, hey, I'd see it as a confidence boost, myself ^_~ Of course, I'm also a huge fan of exploring different perspectives :grin:

As for trans persons, we're just as different as anyone else, really. From my experience, most of us are just as boring and lame as any other person. We just have this other, really annoying thing we have to deal with. I actually don't get along very well with most of the trans persons I know. We're just too different.

The trans community (in the US anyway) also seems to greatly suffer from what I call Unicorn syndrome (for the sake of some, feel free to replace "unicorn" with "pegasus"). Since we all come from different backgrounds and we're generally at different stages in transition and we're just now getting to see that we're not the only ones with the amazing intarwebs, I find that we all have varying narratives.

Thus, the unicorn. So say you were a unicorn and you had never seen another unicorn your whole life, but one day you find yourself talking to one. First, you have to get over the disbelief that you found another unicorn. Then, you start to accept that this may be another actual unicorn that you're talking to, but they start telling you what their life as a unicorn has been like and it's totally not what yours is like. (Which would seem obvious enough, that's why you haven't run into each other until now ^_~) So the more you and the other unicorn tell the narratives of your individual lives up until this point of meeting and realize just how different you are from each other, you start to distrust that they really are a unicorn and at the same time they are distrusting that you are one as well.

The thing that makes matters even more difficult is that most unicorns just want to be regular horses (:rofl: @ unintentional, but amusing symbolism with the horn and what it takes for a unicorn to be a horse, only works for MtF, but i don't know of a bi-gender mythical creature off the top of my head :sweat:) So, when a unicorn achieves this, they typically no longer spend their time with the unicorn herd and can now spend their time with the horses. When a trans person becomes post-op, they generally leave the trans community so there are very few to none wise and experienced trans persons to help advise/council the newcomers. The few there are that do hang around should be considered saints for what they do. It's frustrating and I, personally, walked away from the growing herd of confused and bickering unicorns, but I still talk with some from time to time on a smaller, more intimate level.

Sorry, I got kinda long-winded there :sweat: I haven't been able to sleep so work is going to suck tonight :(

mr.sagat
12-21-2008, 12:59 PM
thanks for the replies....Lobelia, I did not know that the surgery is that advanced, one of my friends in the philippines told me that after surgery there was no feeling (that may be true for the philippines, I would expect them to have less advanced surgical procedures than the usa) But that is good for you that our usa procedures are that good, and JustB..I read your post word by word and absorbed all that I could from it...thanks for sharing such informative information :)

DrumlinerJoe
12-21-2008, 02:09 PM
For some reason black people have been into me recently. I don't know why. Can't complain though, they're hot black men. :p

Yuna
12-21-2008, 04:28 PM
thanks for the replies....Lobelia, I did not know that the surgery is that advanced, one of my friends in the philippines told me that after surgery there was no feeling (that may be true for the philippines, I would expect them to have less advanced surgical procedures than the usa) But that is good for you that our usa procedures are that good, and JustB..I read your post word by word and absorbed all that I could from it...thanks for sharing such informative information :)

That probably is true for the Philippines, but America and Thailand are pretty high-tier in their vaginoplasty. Clitoral install and everything. Transwomen out of America and Thailand can even lactate if it suits their fancy. It certainly suits mine.

Azagtoth
12-21-2008, 04:56 PM
in the immortal words of kintaro oe.."This is so educational" :)

C-BASE! GOTTA GET TO C-BASE!

Hey, Joe and HVS! Long time no see.

DrumlinerJoe
12-21-2008, 05:22 PM
Where you been at?

JustB
12-21-2008, 08:26 PM
thanks for the replies....Lobelia, I did not know that the surgery is that advanced, one of my friends in the philippines told me that after surgery there was no feeling (that may be true for the philippines, I would expect them to have less advanced surgical procedures than the usa) But that is good for you that our usa procedures are that good, and JustB..I read your post word by word and absorbed all that I could from it...thanks for sharing such informative information :)

No prob. I tend to jump on oppotunities to talk about things I have some knowledge/experience in since it doesn't happen very often :sweat:. Please let me know if you have any more questions or curiosities. I'll do my best to provide some answers.

Azagtoth
12-21-2008, 10:38 PM
Where you been at?

School mostly. Just finished with a semester. Shit was rough this time around. :(

But at least I may have decided on which major I'm switching to. I'm thinking music tech.

iwst99
12-22-2008, 08:56 AM
For some reason black people have been into me recently. I don't know why. Can't complain though, they're hot black men. :p

Dude, this ripped up black dude at the gym was kinda checking me out before and following me around, this a while ago. Today there were all these benches available, but he asked if he can share mine. I was like ok...:confused:

He then kinda decided not to, and I said whatever. I started doing my exercise and he was like, why don't you try doing it like this instead, you're going to hurt yourself like that. So I did, and it actually was nice...but awkward. I went to the shower, and then later he went in and he was in there, this dude could be like Mr. Universe, all buffed up and shit, it's kinda scary. He then proceeded to shave next to me in the vanity area...his whole body. Awkward. I guess he's good looking, just scary lol.

Higher-Jin
12-22-2008, 10:29 AM
Dude, this ripped up black dude at the gym was kinda checking me out before and following me around, this a while ago. Today there were all these benches available, but he asked if he can share mine. I was like ok...:confused:

He then kinda decided not to, and I said whatever. I started doing my exercise and he was like, why don't you try doing it like this instead, you're going to hurt yourself like that. So I did, and it actually was nice...but awkward. I went to the shower, and then later he went in and he was in there, this dude could be like Mr. Universe, all buffed up and shit, it's kinda scary. He then proceeded to shave next to me in the vanity area...his whole body. Awkward. I guess he's good looking, just scary lol.

So it was a "I can either take this shit or you can give it to me willingly" type of situation?

iwst99
12-22-2008, 11:23 AM
So it was a "I can either take this shit or you can give it to me willingly" type of situation?

Pretty much. It could just be my imagination, since he's not as forwards as some fuckers there. This guy last week started asking for my number and I told him I had a boyfriend and I didn't fool around.

Him: I don't want to fool around
Me: So you just want my number for no reason...?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Right...*walks away*
Him: *follows me* so can I give you my number?
Me: Um, no...
Him: More random shit
Me: I don't fuck around jesus.
Him: oh ok.

The Green Trench Coat
12-22-2008, 04:36 PM
I'm always worried about doing something stupid at the gym.. which is one of the reasons i won't come out to my trainer. Having to play straight keeps me from going for it at the gym.. which would get me arrested.. which could ultimately get me fired from my job.

worried because sometimes i get really worked up and like mega horney.. I think it's just the testostregen (I'm a homo [and yes i know that's not a real hormone]) somedays it takes incredible will power not to rape ... everyone.

I could see the Daily news headline.

"... Let's agree to never speak of this again."
followed by 15 blank pages.. and then sports.

BeaTs*
12-22-2008, 06:19 PM
somedays it takes incredible will power not to rape ... everyone.

:wtf:

:amazed:

:rofl:

sig-worthy

LightningStorm
12-22-2008, 08:53 PM
somedays it takes incredible will power not to rape ... everyone.

I completely understand.

JustB
12-22-2008, 09:31 PM
I completely don't. ^_^;

Sleazoid
12-22-2008, 10:38 PM
What's it like to want to absolutely rape everyone? I've wanted maybe three or four people at once at most... but never everyone. :rofl:

Azagtoth
12-22-2008, 11:13 PM
somedays it takes incredible will power not to rape ... everyone.

Too good. :rofl:

JustB
12-23-2008, 08:48 PM
With Christmas just a day or two away, I've been thinking about a friend of mine that I don't appreciate as much as I should. She's always been there to listen to me whenever I have my breakdowns, but sometimes I feel powerless to help her.

She's a MtF transgender who has a very conservative family. During the holidays, she feels that she has to go visit with her family and extended family in some rural Oklahoma area. From what I understand, she isn't "out" to them and has not told any of them what she is doing because she is afraid that they will try to hospitalize her or something. She does binding to hide her breasts and wears baggy shirts (she's thin too, so it's more difficult).

I guess what I am getting at is that I can't relate to her situation. Being afraid of persecution from relatives and whatnot. Do any of you have a similar situation or have any ideas on if there's anything I can do to help?

Sleazoid
12-23-2008, 11:25 PM
If she's already left to visit her family then... I guess there's not really much you can do at this point, besides being there when she wants to talk (if she can't talk with her family about things, she's going to want to talk to someone...) or throwing one hell of a party when she gets back.

I'd suggest some crazier ideas, but there are still a lot of unknown factors (how close she is to her family, if and when she ever plans on being out with her family, etc.) and I'm fairly sure none of them would work :looney:

I dunno, seems to me like you understand the situation well enough to be able to relate to it though.

Bastion
12-28-2008, 04:59 PM
nevermind

Mechanica
12-28-2008, 08:35 PM
If you really think you're in love with him, rather than just lusting, I would definitely cut off contact from him for a while. The more you see him, the worse it'll get. I sort of feel your pain in the way that I'm only attracted to older guys, and most the attractive older guys seem to be married straight men. Never went so far as to fall in love with one, though. Love is more of a mutual thing anyway (not trying to discredit your feelings or anything). Good luck man.

ToyRobotTerror
12-29-2008, 06:58 AM
Transwomen out of America and Thailand can even lactate if it suits their fancy. It certainly suits mine.
Men can lactate, no surgery or hormones required.

Yuna
12-29-2008, 09:56 AM
Men can lactate, no surgery or hormones required.

I see what you did there.

ToyRobotTerror
12-29-2008, 10:22 AM
Stopping you from spreading misinformation?

Yuna
12-29-2008, 10:24 AM
I meant lactation as in breastmilk, not cockmilk.

ToyRobotTerror
12-29-2008, 10:37 AM
So did i. Men can produce breastmilk.

Yuna
12-29-2008, 10:37 AM
So did i. Men can produce breastmilk.

Seriously? o_o

Sleazoid
12-29-2008, 10:40 AM
There's a condition that causes men to grow somewhat-regularly-sized mammary glands.

...I don't think you can naturally get the pregnancy hormones that allow you to actually milk them, though

Yuna
12-29-2008, 10:41 AM
I was told by a doctor that my mammary glands are of unusual size.
Hmm.....

iwst99
12-29-2008, 11:12 AM
There's a condition that causes men to grow somewhat-regularly-sized mammary glands.

...I don't think you can naturally get the pregnancy hormones that allow you to actually milk them, though

I was just thinking about men being able to do that yesterday. I've known about it, but it randomly came into my head yesterday. Weird.

30_60_90
12-29-2008, 11:29 AM
Actually there is a condition where men lactate under extreme stress and/or physical activity, though the volume is very small.

JustB
12-29-2008, 03:41 PM
Male lactation is possible. A friend of mine experienced it in her teens (yay puberty). I can't speak with any real authority on the subject, but from what I understand, everyone's equipped, it's just a matter of the right hormones being introduced as a catalyst.

The Green Trench Coat
12-30-2008, 02:08 PM
ok so, who here has been in love with a married man? Cause right now this shit is killing me. Nothing can ever come from it. I cant have sex with him cause it would fuck up the friendship and make him a cheater and one thing i love about him is his dedication to his family. Paradox, i know. But when im not around him I feel like shit. so, should i just cut off all contact and move on, or continue hanging out and just ignore my feelings the best i can. whos got experience on this shit.

Honestly my heart goes out to you. I went thru this before i came out. I knew this guy .. totally nice totally married. Looking back i think i mistook his niceness and sicnerity for hope for a relationship with him. Truth be told straight boys are straight and there isn't much you can do about it. But try explaining that to your heart.. the heart wants what it wants bastion.

My suggestion? Try wanting something else. Someone else.

I wanted this married guy so badly when i finally realized he was not intrested in a romantic relationship with me I almost commited suicide. <--See. Eventually I started going out and meeting people .. not even boyfriends or dates.. just People. In time I got to enjoy him for what he was. A really nice attractive married guy. Sometimes it's just that you see stuff in him that are attractive qualities for yourself.

So give yourself some time .. it might help you if you can project a realistic scenario of what might happen if you got your way. and be completely honest. think about it

great cow lord
12-30-2008, 02:42 PM
question: how does everyone feel about the new room mate in Real World : Brooklyn,Katelynn?

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10603#bio

from what I'm understand she was/is still a boy and is becoming a girl.I believe this will be the first transgender? or is it transexual?


and also JD

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10599#bio

I wonder if JD is single, I need someone to pay my cell phone bill~

DuckHole
12-31-2008, 04:28 PM
question: how does everyone feel about the new room mate in Real World : Brooklyn,Katelynn?

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10603#bio

from what I'm understand she was/is still a boy and is becoming a girl.I believe this will be the first transgender? or is it transexual?


and also JD

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10599#bio

I wonder if JD is single, I need someone to pay my cell phone bill~

Not impressed with either.

JustB
12-31-2008, 04:29 PM
Wishing everyone a happy new year! Be sure to think positive when the clock hits (if you're able to think anyway and not drunk somewhere :rofl:) Be safe, guys!

DuckHole
12-31-2008, 04:33 PM
Wishing everyone a happy new year! Be sure to think positive when the clock hits (if you're able to think anyway and not drunk somewhere :rolf:) Be safe, guys!

Do the same.

JustB
12-31-2008, 04:40 PM
Heh, my smiley failed ^_^;

I actually have a day full of ritual work I'll be doing, so I think I'll be ok in the safety department (unless i stick myself with the needle :sweat:) What's everyone else doing?

DuckHole
12-31-2008, 04:43 PM
Im about to shave and go to a couple house parties I think.

Mechanica
12-31-2008, 05:40 PM
Everybody try not to drive tonight. You don't even have to be the drunk one, because everyone else will be drunk. Ugh.

Wayne's getting on the plane home! Woohoo! Just having a quiet night in with him.

iwst99
12-31-2008, 05:47 PM
Going to watch Wicked tonight. I think I have to cause I'm gay and never have. Then going to a nice steakhouse afterwards with my boo to welcome the new year.

JustB
12-31-2008, 06:42 PM
I have never seen Wicked. I'll look it up after my nap ^_^

Sleazoid
12-31-2008, 06:43 PM
I have also never seen Wicked. I only do maybe 2% of that obligatory lgbt stuff :rofl:

Azagtoth
12-31-2008, 07:14 PM
I'm under the assumption the book is much better, but I also loathe musicals that aren't named "The Producers."

devildigimon
12-31-2008, 07:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK_wYrqp8

I LOL'ed...:lol:

BeaTs*
12-31-2008, 07:50 PM
I like wicked, but heard the book is much better and want to read it

Shotokan Symphony
12-31-2008, 07:54 PM
I like wicked, but heard the book is much better and want to read itIt's MUCH better, and with a better, non-cop out ending.

The_Beast
01-01-2009, 09:53 PM
somedays it takes incredible will power not to rape ... everyone.

I am so with you there...

LS and I have talked about how hilarious it would be if we jumped couples and he took the dudes and I took the chicks. The cops would have no clue, and most would never get reported cuz the dudes would make the girls never speak of it!!!

*and when I say that we have talked about it, I mean that he mostly looked at me like it was another idea of mine that could be labeled as "insane".

Khaotika!
01-02-2009, 11:23 AM
Happy New Year peeps. Hope your 2009 is a great one.

Adam Warlock
01-02-2009, 11:27 AM
I was told by a doctor that my mammary glands are of unusual size.
Hmm.....

"What about the M. O. U. S.'s?"
"Mammaries Of Unusal Size? I don't think they exist."
*squirt*

DrumlinerJoe
01-02-2009, 02:23 PM
The Beast is back! New for 2009 y'all. Peace.

The_Beast
01-02-2009, 02:37 PM
"What about the M. O. U. S.'s?"
"Mammaries Of Unusal Size? I don't think they exist."
*squirt*

Ok, guess I was wrong. I had thought that you had changed your name to Warna Brother as it just seemed your style. Now I need to find out who that really is...


The Beast is back! New for 2009 y'all. Peace.

I thought I revoked your posting privileges???

DrumlinerJoe
01-02-2009, 02:40 PM
That post I made wasn't an invitation for you to speak Beast.

The_Beast
01-02-2009, 02:42 PM
Seriously??? Am I gonna have to tea bag you again!?!?!?

DrumlinerJoe
01-02-2009, 02:44 PM
Teabag? I thought someone was rubbing 2 M&M's on me.

Yuna
01-02-2009, 02:47 PM
Aw naw, it's on now bitches.

The_Beast
01-02-2009, 02:49 PM
You might have thought that shit was melting in your mouth, but it was just me trying unsuccessfully to hold my morning piss in and it leaking out onto you....

DrumlinerJoe
01-02-2009, 02:54 PM
Listen if I wanted a tootsie roll I'd be at the candy shop, not in your fantasies.

Ęther
01-02-2009, 03:00 PM
New Year's was awesome. My baby spent the night at my place (and my ma agreed!). Ate a bunch of food, played some games, watched 2nd season Buffy and kissed when the fireworks started. Would have been completely perfect if we slept on the same bed but I'm grateful to be sleeping in the same room, much less him being able to sleep over at all.

Next tuesday I'm spending the night at his place go to fishing at Juno Beach in the morning. So stoked. :lovin:


Teabag? I thought someone was rubbing 2 M&M's on me.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

P.S. I changed my SN, in case you guys didn't notice. lol

The_Beast
01-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Hmmm, I have no idea what you are attempting to imply with that being as I am white, so your what I believe to be a reference to a small penis, quite simply fails.

There are no fantasies, it's just reality. One morning in a Dallas hotel I got out of bed and saw you laying on the floor in your sleeping bag and thought that it'd be funny. End of story.

Is this how you see tootsie rolls as well?

Nasty doggie!!!! (http://www.gibbleguts.com/funny/wp-content/uploads/tootsie.gif)

DuckHole
01-02-2009, 03:07 PM
This thread is officially gay.

DrumlinerJoe
01-02-2009, 03:12 PM
I was thinking of just going to DLJ for my screen name. It's what folks have been calling me for years now on here anyhow.

New Year's was all right. Did some bar hopping and chilling with some good friends. I had to work the next day though, but only half day so that was all right.

Azagtoth
01-02-2009, 04:56 PM
Happy new years guys.

So I'm in a weird place in my life. Today is my last day in Ohio, and it's been like one huge really gay reality show up until this point. Not only did I manage to get the 3 way I always wanted (which was fucking amazing, btw, and totally worth it), but it's also come to the point where I now have functional relationships with 2 different guys and it's actually consensual among us all.

I feel like I'm getting away with murder, and I can't help but really like it. I'm excited to see where this takes me, good or bad.

Adam Warlock
01-02-2009, 04:58 PM
Ok, guess I was wrong. I had thought that you had changed your name to Warna Brother as it just seemed your style. Now I need to find out who that really is...


He's a groupie of mine from Richmond, VA.

Yuna
01-02-2009, 05:01 PM
Happy new years guys.

So I'm in a weird place in my life. Today is my last day in Ohio, and it's been like one huge really gay reality show up until this point. Not only did I manage to get the 3 way I always wanted (which was fucking amazing, btw, and totally worth it), but it's also come to the point where I now have functional relationships with 2 different guys and it's actually consensual among us all.

I feel like I'm getting away with murder, and I can't help but really like it. I'm excited to see where this takes me, good or bad.

Oh, you're a polygamist? That's fucking awesome. :woot:

The_Beast
01-02-2009, 09:57 PM
Uhm, he would be if he were married to them. However, as it stands, he is just a pimp ass player...

Azagtoth
01-02-2009, 11:34 PM
Uhm, he would be if he were married to them. However, as it stands, he is just a pimp ass player...

Haha, I ain't all that hot.

...But I do feel it. =P

The Green Trench Coat
01-03-2009, 05:09 AM
Happy New Year peeps. Hope your 2009 is a great one.

I totally mean this. This year I want to see / hear more from you dude. I thoroughly enjoy you. *big bearhugs*


Seriously??? Am I gonna have to tea bag you again!?!?!?

here we go.


Happy new years guys.

So I'm in a weird place in my life. Today is my last day in Ohio, and it's been like one huge really gay reality show up until this point. Not only did I manage to get the 3 way I always wanted (which was fucking amazing, btw, and totally worth it), but it's also come to the point where I now have functional relationships with 2 different guys and it's actually consensual among us all.

I feel like I'm getting away with murder, and I can't help but really like it. I'm excited to see where this takes me, good or bad.

That .. is such a florida thing. "Triad" relationships are HUGE in florida. I don't know why but they are. Fla and Georgia. I'm surprised that yer bf is cool with it but I guess everyone's veiwpoint changes a bit sometimes.

In any case. congrats.. now it's time to get working on a 3rd boyfriend.

Azagtoth
01-03-2009, 12:36 PM
That .. is such a florida thing. "Triad" relationships are HUGE in florida. I don't know why but they are. Fla and Georgia. I'm surprised that yer bf is cool with it but I guess everyone's veiwpoint changes a bit sometimes.

Haha really? I had no idea outside of the few I've seen (and the one I met with you, etc). I guess Florida's influence travels with me.

I'm just as (pleasantly) surprised as you are, but it was actually Jon's suggestion. :looney:


In any case. congrats.. now it's time to get working on a 3rd boyfriend.

Four's company too. =P

30_60_90
01-03-2009, 07:12 PM
Happy New Years everyone.
I had an okay time, went to a party, got drunk, chatted and went home eventually.
Still haven't found any boys for me to go out with yet. It's a shame that all the gay guys I run into up here are either already in a relationship, or not interested in being more than just friends with me.

JustB
01-03-2009, 07:33 PM
Happy New Years everyone.
I had an okay time, went to a party, got drunk, chatted and went home eventually.
Still haven't found any boys for me to go out with yet. It's a shame that all the gay guys I run into up here are either already in a relationship, or not interested in being more than just friends with me.

Heh, this sounds familiar :sweat: I think I've gotten to the point where I really don't care about relationships or sex or whatever. I'm two busy being awesome. If someone is as awesome as I am, they can join me on the mountaintop and we'll be awesome together.

DrumlinerJoe
01-03-2009, 08:56 PM
uuuuugggggggghhhhhh Feel like absolute crap today. I've just finished off a 6 day party streak. My friend is trying to get me to come out but I just fucking can't. The party nights were worth it though. But I'm gonna have to hold off from going out again till about Feb to recover, lol.

Besides I been working out more again and been getting more attention. So if I give it another month I could probably get more. :D Peace y'all.

Desu
01-04-2009, 07:18 AM
Just wondering... Who here believes in the concept of an "open relationship"?

DuckHole
01-04-2009, 10:17 AM
It would never work for me.

great cow lord
01-04-2009, 11:54 AM
Just wondering... Who here believes in the concept of an "open relationship"?

I think you're just asking for trouble.
At the end someone is going to get hurt. Instead of having just your partner or you hurt,now you're involving other people into it.bad news ;/

JustB
01-04-2009, 02:14 PM
You're going to have to better define "open relationship."

30_60_90
01-04-2009, 06:44 PM
Just wondering... Who here believes in the concept of an "open relationship"?

If by open relationship you mean two people dating and also having other partners than no, I do not.
Fuck buddies- I've never had any but I do see the potential for attachment/complications that would come from it.


On a side note, I think I've suddenly become allergic to my cigs, I started getting upset stomachs from my Reds so I went out and bought some No. 09's but after going out for a smoke break today I threw up. =(
I'll see how things go if I don't smoke for a while, maybe it's just the flu. Who knows?

Ęther
01-04-2009, 06:50 PM
Personally it's not something me and my BF are into. I'm fine with other people doing it as long as the sex is safe and that everyone involved is okay with it.

Mechanica
01-04-2009, 08:58 PM
Just wondering... Who here believes in the concept of an "open relationship"?
Kinda broad question. I don't consider it a relationship if you're 'seeing' other people. It's really more of a fuckbuddy. I couldn't do it myself. I "believe" in it, meaning sure, other people can do it.



On a side note, I think I've suddenly become allergic to my cigs, I started getting upset stomachs from my Reds so I went out and bought some No. 09's but after going out for a smoke break today I threw up. =(
I'll see how things go if I don't smoke for a while, maybe it's just the flu. Who knows?

STOP. NOW. THROW THOSE AWAY. Number nine's are the nastiest, most horrible-for-you cigarette ever. They're like fucking clove cigarettes disguised as regular ones. I call them kidarettes. For real though, either go back to your marbs or quit. I have asthma (didn't know at the time) and smoked those for a minute, and ended up in the emergency room because I kept stopping my breathing in my sleep. There was so much shit in my lungs (never had even CLOSE to as much of a problem with other cigs like marb 27). It's like menthol and cloves in the sense that they leave so much shit clogged on your cilia. Even my friends who don't have asthma had the nastiest coughs after smoking those for a whiles. Maybe roll some cigarettes with some real plain tobacco if you have to.

Seriously though, ew. No. 9s should be illegal.

acllaim
01-04-2009, 09:09 PM
What are your thoughts on gays in the military?

A friend of mine who came back from his final trip in Iraq came out to his family and surprisingly, the "honor" and "respect" his father had for him just went away and kicked him out of the house.

Yuna
01-04-2009, 09:10 PM
I think that gays are people, and people deserve to go into the military and serve their country if they so choose.

Azagtoth
01-04-2009, 09:50 PM
What are your thoughts on gays in the military?

A friend of mine who came back from his final trip in Iraq came out to his family and surprisingly, the "honor" and "respect" his father had for him just went away and kicked him out of the house.

That's really fucked up. :(

I still fail to understand why that's still such a big deal. Stereotypes I guess.


Just wondering... Who here believes in the concept of an "open relationship"?

I do. Personally, having been in a closed monogamous relationship at 22, I felt locked down because I still haven't done much of anything and, regardless of what people say, I think it would be better for me to have the freedom to get all of that stuff out of my system so that later in life when I actually have responsibilities and shit I'll at least be able to say "I've done that shit" and not care so much about it. Obviously sex isn't exclusively a romantic thing for me, so I have no problem as far as that's concerned.

As for anyone else, it really depends. For one thing, its not a great idea for people who can't tell the difference between romantic intimacy and complete lust, both social aspects that sex can cater to. On the other hand, it's a much better alternative to just straight up cheating, especially if you know you can't handle the idea of being denied fuckbuddies.

It's not for everybody, but it's not like it's straight up bad news either as long as everyone is honest about what they want, etc.

JustB
01-04-2009, 10:15 PM
I'm thinking of making it clear to anyone that I do have sex with that I am not going to allow myself to be tied down by them.

Sure, let's have sex. I'll do my best to make it the most passionate and intimate sex session you've ever had, but I am going to leave and if you try to lock me down, I'm not going to allow it. Of course, if I'm considering having sex with you, I'm probably thinking that you have some understanding of who I am so there really should be no problems.

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 02:46 PM
^^^

Wow passionate and intimate sex session with no ties? Sounds to good to be true.

iwst99
01-05-2009, 02:50 PM
Wicked was fucking awesome. Probably the best musical I've ever seen. I might even read the book. I don't care if y'all say the book is better though, there is much more to a broadway musical than just the story. It's a gay thing I guess. Spectacular.

Just got back from a cruise to Mexico with my boo...best trip we've ever taken together. It mostly involved eating and staying in the room fucking. Soooooo awesome and relaxing.

SNAAAAKE
01-05-2009, 03:07 PM
so you gays would never sleep with a girl..ever?? how about a someone born a woman and lives as a dude but still has a vagina? I believe the correct term is "FTM". maybe even a lesbian that look like patrick swayze? ?

Yuna
01-05-2009, 03:19 PM
so you gays would never sleep with a girl..ever?? how about a someone born a woman and lives as a dude but still has a vagina? I believe the correct term is "FTM". maybe even a lesbian that look like patrick swayze? ?

*Hyper Viper Facepalm*

Adam Warlock
01-05-2009, 03:29 PM
When reading snaaake posts, please keep in mind that he admits to eating his own semen.

angryliberal
01-05-2009, 03:32 PM
When reading snaaake posts, please keep in mind that he admits to eating his own semen.

i make out with girls after the just had a mouthful of my little men...that's almost the same thing. there are also serious questions about whether i'm hetero though...i do get topped by my wife with a strap-on...

Adam Warlock
01-05-2009, 03:34 PM
i make out with girls after the just had a mouthful of my little men...that's almost the same thing. there are also serious questions about whether i'm hetero though...i do get topped by my wife with a strap-on...

There's a difference between filling up your car with some gas splashing on you, and putting the pump directly in your mouth.

Valaris
01-05-2009, 03:35 PM
There's a difference between filling up your car with some gas splashing on you, and putting the pump directly in your mouth.

That's a pretty amazing comparison.

angryliberal
01-05-2009, 03:40 PM
There's a difference between filling up your car with some gas splashing on you, and putting the pump directly in your mouth.

one must understand that at one point in my life, i could literally put the pump in my mouth. before you ask if i ever did, let me say this, yes. yes i have. if that surprises anyone, they haven't been paying much attention to my posts.

SNAAAAKE
01-05-2009, 03:41 PM
*Hyper Viper Facepalm*

..huh?? serious question. yes or no.


i make out with girls after the just had a mouthful of my little men...that's almost the same thing.

now you are....:rofl: why would do that?? is this your wife's idea? I wont lie..she does look like the type into weird stuff.

and no its not almost the same thing. for like the 3923409230432243 billionth time all I did was "taste" it for like 0000000.1 second thats it. and I was like 10. I dont see myself doing that now. even if some girl asked me. not even if I was my wife.

Yuna
01-05-2009, 04:08 PM
..huh?? serious question. yes or no.

Serious question, were you dropped on your head as a kid?

angryliberal
01-05-2009, 04:19 PM
..huh?? serious question. yes or no.



now you are....:rofl: why would do that?? is this your wife's idea? I wont lie..she does look like the type into weird stuff.

and no its not almost the same thing. for like the 3923409230432243 billionth time all I did was "taste" it for like 0000000.1 second thats it. and I was like 10. I dont see myself doing that now. even if some girl asked me. not even if I was my wife.

no, my wife doesn't do that. why is it that people take me so damn seriously? my wife is actually not a freak at all. i, however, am. and yes, i would absolutely let her do it if she wanted to...i'd be entusiastic for it, but she never will because she's pretty normal. aside from marrying me, of course.

and there is nothing "gay" about knowing what your semen tastes like. knowing what someone elses semen tastes like, well, things become more difficult to discern then...but then again, i'd let a girl spit cum in my face, so i may the wrong person to be drawing influence from...

iwst99
01-05-2009, 05:12 PM
i make out with girls after the just had a mouthful of my little men...that's almost the same thing. there are also serious questions about whether i'm hetero though...i do get topped by my wife with a strap-on...

I did that with my boyfriend. He's been around WAY more than I am, as he is way over double my age. Basically, he and I were on the same level of slutdom, but he's been doing it for much longer. Anyways, I did what you mentioned above, told him to not swallow and then we kissed. He was like OMG I've never done that. I said what? seriously? I thought him something new. It was funny.

Adam Warlock
01-05-2009, 05:25 PM
Yeah, I'm not down with snowballin.

JustB
01-05-2009, 06:16 PM
^^^

Wow passionate and intimate sex session with no ties? Sounds to good to be true.

Well, yeah. I guess I'm kind of polyamorous, but I think I would be only willing to involve myself with people who can understand and handle it. Basically, you have to be a member of the red mage club to get the whole experience.

angryliberal
01-05-2009, 07:08 PM
Yeah, I'm not down with snowballin.

i'm down with most kinky things, snowballing included. my wife, unfortunately, is not...

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 07:49 PM
Well, yeah. I guess I'm kind of polyamorous, but I think I would be only willing to involve myself with people who can understand and handle it. Basically, you have to be a member of the red mage club to get the whole experience.

White and Black mages cant have any fun?

Yuna
01-05-2009, 07:49 PM
White and Black mages cant have any fun?

Apparently not, but at least I can heal people.

DrumlinerJoe
01-05-2009, 07:50 PM
White Mages = bottoms. That is all.

Yuna
01-05-2009, 07:51 PM
White Mages = bottoms. That is all.

Case in point, moi.

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 07:52 PM
Case in point, moi.

This gave me the chills lol.

DrumlinerJoe
01-05-2009, 07:53 PM
lol, I took an online quiz once to see what class I would be in FF. I got a Knight. What does that translate to?

Yuna
01-05-2009, 07:53 PM
This gave me the chills lol.

I'm pretty submissive, but I'm still the gay thread's token lesbian. Well...sort of.

Bastion
01-05-2009, 08:17 PM
hey, since were talking about snowballing and other stuff.....

have any of you guys drank a case of beer. fucked a guy then filled his guts with like 2 litres of beer piss?

its pretty hot

JustB
01-05-2009, 08:20 PM
White and Black mages cant have any fun?

They can, but red mages are the only ones who are capable of polyamory AFAIC. White mages will stick around and black mages just pump and dump.


lol, I took an online quiz once to see what class I would be in FF. I got a Knight. What does that translate to?

First of all, how you going to say something like this without providing a link to said quiz?

Second of all, Knights are conservative in the sex department. Like, missionary only conservative.

Yuna
01-05-2009, 08:27 PM
I wanna be a red mage. T_T

Ęther
01-05-2009, 08:29 PM
Blue mages are freaks. They've dipped their hands in everyone. D:

Asura
01-05-2009, 08:37 PM
Blue mages are freaks. They've dipped their hands in everyone. D:

That's just disgusting. Spot on, but disgusting. I just imagine someone having sex with a Tonberry. :rofl:

JustB
01-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Actually, I'd say Blue mages are more interested in beastiality than people.

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 08:47 PM
I always named my thief after myself.

DaDesiCanadian
01-05-2009, 08:49 PM
hey, since were talking about snowballing and other stuff.....

have any of you guys drank a case of beer. fucked a guy then filled his guts with like 2 litres of beer piss?

its pretty hot

:sad:

JustB
01-05-2009, 08:54 PM
I always named my thief after myself.

Thieves are pretty suave when it comes to sex, but the next mourning, you'll find them on your couch eating your favorite cereal. A few days later, you'll notice that they took $5 from your wallet/purse just so you'll call them again and they'll return the $5, sex you some more, eat more of your cereal and then you'll find one of your earrings is missing...

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 08:57 PM
Lol pretty good stuff.

Yuna
01-05-2009, 09:05 PM
I took a class quiz just now. What the fuck is a geomancer?

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 09:07 PM
Link that shit.

JustB
01-05-2009, 09:08 PM
I took a class quiz just now. What the fuck is a geomancer?

Geomancers are the hippy lovers. You'll find incense and herb all around their unkempt bed. Not to worry though. Since geomancers have to go through some martial arts training before they can attain geomancer status, they'll be sure to rock your world.

Yuna
01-05-2009, 09:11 PM
Link that shit.
http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=job_class

Geomancers are the hippy lovers. You'll find incense and herb all around their unkempt bed. Not to worry though. Since geomancers have to go through some martial arts training before they can attain geomancer status, they'll be sure to rock your world.

Great, so I'm a fucking hippy? No, screw that. I want to be a white mage.

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 09:20 PM
The quiz said Im a bard.

JustB
01-05-2009, 09:34 PM
I don't like that quiz, it said I scored the same on the following:

Ninja
Assassin
Blue Mage
Red Mage
Mediator
Thief
Dancer
Monk

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 09:37 PM
I don't like that quiz, it said I scored the same on the following:

Ninja
Assassin
Blue Mage
Red Mage
Mediator
Thief
Dancer
Monk

Really? It gave me a list but it was in order. Bard was up top.

JustB
01-05-2009, 09:39 PM
Well, yeah, that's the order I got, but the little green bar was the same length on all of them so I consider it pretty interchangeable.

DuckHole
01-05-2009, 09:40 PM
Well, yeah, that's the order I got, but the little green bar was the same length on all of them so I consider it pretty interchangeable.

Ahhh so ninja huh? Tell us about your ninja self.

Asura
01-05-2009, 09:53 PM
Ninja, Time Mage.

That actually sounds kind of awesome.

JustB
01-05-2009, 09:55 PM
Ahhh so ninja huh? Tell us about your ninja self.

I would provide some links, but I'm at work so it's no go.

I guess just look up or download Schoolgirl Ninja Harlem. I watched a little bit of one episode about 12 hours ago and was a little horrified. Next time someone chooses "Blue," I'm going to go with what I know rather than trying something new. :lol:

JustB
01-05-2009, 10:05 PM
Ninja, Time Mage.

That actually sounds kind of awesome.

Time Mages are very hit or miss, yet very versatile. "Quickie," "noon-er," "one-night stand," "all night long" are all terms that the time mage is very familiar with. If a time mage is in the right mood, their partners will notice that they, themselves, are losing chunks of time to satisfy the mage be it minutes, hours, or in the not-entirely rare cases: entire weekends. However, the time mage usually controls when the sex happens so partners can get frustrated and annoyed by this. They're mostly willing to wait though, just to experience the magic.

Asura
01-05-2009, 10:09 PM
Time Mages are very hit or miss, yet very versatile. "Quickie," "noon-er," "one-night stand," "all night long" are all terms that the time mage is very familiar with. If a time mage is in the right mood, their partners will notice that they, themselves, are losing chunks of time to satisfy the mage be it minutes, hours, or in the not-entirely rare cases: entire weekends. However, the time mage usually controls when the sex happens so partners can get frustrated and annoyed by this. They're mostly willing to wait though, just to experience the magic.

As creepy as it is. That describes me to the T.

JustB
01-05-2009, 10:26 PM
As creepy as it is. That describes me to the T.

It's my near-useless gift :sweat:

bear
01-05-2009, 11:09 PM
I don't really know why I should know what class I'd be in a Final Fantasy game, but maybe I can add it to some kind of resume. I mostly got Mediator, then equal Dark Knight and Paladin. I have no idea what that means, despite having played a number of the FF games.

JustB
01-05-2009, 11:26 PM
I don't really know why I should know what class I'd be in a Final Fantasy game, but maybe I can add it to some kind of resume. I mostly got Mediator, then equal Dark Knight and Paladin. I have no idea what that means, despite having played a number of the FF games.

It's all about FF: Tactics.

A mediator can be a very empathic lover. This means that they mold themselves to flow well with whoever they are with. Unfortunately, this usually puts them on about the same level as a sex toy. They're in their element when someone merely wants another set of hands for an extended masturbation session. This isn't necessarily a bad thing since sex and masturbation fulfill two very different needs and a mediator has the ability to bring these two things together for an interesting experience. Mediators are the most passive of lovers and don't really take the reigns... ever. As such, a mediator's lover generally will upgrade to a newer model once they get bored, but if the mediator synchronizes well enough (much like a key to a lock), they'll be in their lover's top drawer forever.

iwst99
01-06-2009, 09:17 AM
hey, since were talking about snowballing and other stuff.....

have any of you guys drank a case of beer. fucked a guy then filled his guts with like 2 litres of beer piss?

its pretty hot

No, but I've seen vids.

The Green Trench Coat
01-06-2009, 12:23 PM
Just wondering... Who here believes in the concept of an "open relationship"?

i do.

I'm in one.


It works for us but it's not for everyone. you cant be the jealous type and you need to know your limits. and those limits and rules are different for every open relationship.

I know couples that are "don't ask don't tell" , I know ones that only play at "certain events like pride" Only together only apart.. all sorts of rules.

all an open relation ship means to me is that we won't break up over sex. If you eliminated that from straight relationships most wouldn't have a reason to break up.

The Green Trench Coat
01-06-2009, 12:25 PM
No, but I've seen vids.

i think it's mostly older guys into piss. I cant get over the concept of someone using me like some project stairs.

DuckHole
01-06-2009, 12:37 PM
That is a gift you have. You should make your own quiz with your descriptions.

30_60_90
01-06-2009, 02:01 PM
I got bard, JustB what does this mean?
:wgrin:

The Green Trench Coat
01-06-2009, 02:03 PM
That is a gift you have. You should make your own quiz with your descriptions.

?


me?

I'm lost sorry.

iwst99
01-06-2009, 02:17 PM
i think it's mostly older guys into piss.

Not the vids I've seen.

DuckHole
01-06-2009, 02:28 PM
I got bard, JustB what does this mean?
:wgrin:

I got the same.

bear
01-06-2009, 02:32 PM
It's all about FF: Tactics.

A mediator can be a very empathic lover. This means that they mold themselves to flow well with whoever they are with. Unfortunately, this usually puts them on about the same level as a sex toy. They're in their element when someone merely wants another set of hands for an extended masturbation session. This isn't necessarily a bad thing since sex and masturbation fulfill two very different needs and a mediator has the ability to bring these two things together for an interesting experience. Mediators are the most passive of lovers and don't really take the reigns... ever. As such, a mediator's lover generally will upgrade to a newer model once they get bored, but if the mediator synchronizes well enough (much like a key to a lock), they'll be in their lover's top drawer forever.

I played Tactics for PS1. It was a favorite at the time, but it's been about 10 or 11 years since I've played it. I actually own the most recent gameboy one, but I'm saving it for when I travel next.

And I don't know how much that's like me, but I likely threw your assessment off by answering sort of randomly.

I Am Lothar
01-06-2009, 03:26 PM
IS THIS A FINAL FANTASY THREAD?

imo.

JustB
01-06-2009, 05:00 PM
IS THIS A FINAL FANTASY THREAD?

imo.

Yes.

More silly quiz results soon.

DaDesiCanadian
01-06-2009, 05:01 PM
Aeris dies btw

JustB
01-06-2009, 05:21 PM
Aeris dies btw

Omg, no waiiii! Where's your spoiler tags? I hate you forever!

Yuna
01-06-2009, 05:23 PM
When Auron was dead at the end of Final Fantasy X, I JIZZED...IN MY PANTS!

I Am Lothar
01-06-2009, 05:48 PM
I AM A NINJAR. WHERE DOES THAT PLACE ME ON THE GAY SCALE?

Somewhere between Brokeback Mountain and Ninja Gaiden.

imo.

JustB
01-06-2009, 05:49 PM
30_60_90 and Duckhole:

Bards are much like thieves in that they'll be on your couch eating your cereal the next morning... but they'll still be there eating your cereal that afternoon... and probably watching cartoons while doing so. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4u4I96DVQ) And just when their lover has had enough and is about to tell them to gtfo, the bard will do something so amazingly sweet or romantic that all is forgiven.

They are very good at sweet talk and setting the mood. While the bedroom is all well and good for some sweet, sweet lovin', bards don't really try to make plans. The pool, the local park, the gym, the shower, the car, the office, the kitchen, the bathroom, the woods, the boat, the swing set, the confessional booth... the bard doesn't care. Any place and any time is good if the mood strikes. Screw waiting to get home. The moment is here, let's live in it.

DrumlinerJoe
01-06-2009, 06:15 PM
GTC drew a pic of me as Rogue. Hotness y'all. Check it out!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/joetx/n1134063020_231965_9784.jpg

JustB
01-06-2009, 06:24 PM
^

Ha, that's awesome.

DrumlinerJoe
01-06-2009, 06:34 PM
Though I don't know that I'd ever wear a skintight bodysuit like that. lol

Azagtoth
01-06-2009, 07:24 PM
When Auron was dead at the end of Final Fantasy X, I JIZZED...IN MY PANTS!

:rofl::rofl: Yess!

Perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three.

DuckHole
01-06-2009, 07:30 PM
I want someone to draw me. You must be loved man.

DaDesiCanadian
01-06-2009, 08:40 PM
Hahah, I sound like such a Bard. Cartoons and cereal are such an awesome combo.

The Green Trench Coat
01-07-2009, 07:47 AM
GTC drew a pic of me as Rogue. Hotness y'all. Check it out!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/joetx/n1134063020_231965_9784.jpg

i wish you hadn't done that.
I don't post my art here for a reason.

The_Beast
01-07-2009, 08:04 AM
all an open relation ship means to me is that we won't break up over sex. If you eliminated that from straight relationships most wouldn't have a reason to break up.

What if you couldn't have sex with him anymore for whatever reason? That would be a breakup thing for me not having a steady supply from my main if I was into relationships.

Agree about the straight thing, but if I was into relationships, I couldn't handle my ho fucking someone else.


GTC drew a pic of me as Rogue. Hotness y'all. Check it out!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/joetx/n1134063020_231965_9784.jpg

Like I told GTC, it is disturbingly accurate...

The_Beast
01-07-2009, 08:08 AM
i wish you hadn't done that.
I don't post my art here for a reason.

Because you don't want numerous requests for personal shit? That could be the only reason IMO. Your talent shines motherfucker, better than anything I could do obviously and is the real deal from what I have seen.

The Green Trench Coat
01-07-2009, 08:22 AM
Because you don't want numerous requests for personal shit? That could be the only reason IMO. Your talent shines motherfucker, better than anything I could do obviously and is the real deal from what I have seen.

no I dont' mind requests.. infact I encourage them cause it helps me get better.

It's just I'm not a professional artist but get held to proffesional critique when i post for the general public. Which is fine.. when i'm asking for opinions. and..

well let's be honest. I'm sensative about my work. I know it's not the greatest but i don't need YOU (a veiwer) to tell me about how ungreat it is.


So there.

The Green Trench Coat
01-07-2009, 08:30 AM
What if you couldn't have sex with him anymore for whatever reason? That would be a breakup thing for me not having a steady supply from my main if I was into relationships.

Agree about the straight thing, but if I was into relationships, I couldn't handle my ho fucking someone else.



Like I told GTC, it is disturbingly accurate...

If i couldn't have sex any more with my hubby? and we were open? I wouldnt break up necesarily. I mean in an open relationship your reason for staying isn't the sex anymore. your sexlife has little to nothing to do with your reason for being with the person.

Near as i can explain it:

do you know anyone that is married for over 15 years? now how often do they have sex? Do they still love eachother? In any danger of breaking up?

an open relationship, for us anyways, leaves us the option for OPP without the emotional bullshit. If hook up with someone, I won't be sticking around for the apple juice and hotwings, or spooning.

DaDesiCanadian
01-07-2009, 02:13 PM
For GTC:

http://www.zangiefchronicles.com/Z/

The_Beast
01-07-2009, 03:22 PM
I won't be sticking around for the apple juice and hotwings, or spooning.

And that's why it'll never happen between us.

Is apple juice and hotwings some sort of sexual euphemism that I am unaware of?

Also, could you do a pic of me as the motherfucking Juggernaut? I think it could be awesome....

iwst99
01-07-2009, 03:27 PM
Fuck apple juice.

Adam Warlock
01-07-2009, 03:28 PM
Fuck apple juice.

And have my peepee hole burn? No thanks.

The_Beast
01-07-2009, 03:37 PM
For GTC:

http://www.zangiefchronicles.com/Z/

Those clips were actually pretty funny.

30_60_90
01-07-2009, 04:03 PM
Nice new av iwist :bgrin:

JustB: I'm not sure how well that fits me, but I do still enjoy kids cereals and cartoons :sweat: but it is still an awesome thing [can't think of the word right now]. I like the writing style you use for those.

The_Beast
01-07-2009, 04:09 PM
And have my peepee hole burn? No thanks.

Like it doesn't already what with the fat chicks you claim to like banging?

Don't lie, I'm just saying....

Although, that doesn't sound nearly as bad as having a rusty nail shoved into your urethra...

omfg
01-07-2009, 04:30 PM
I know this thread generally isn't for silly ass questions, but.. would any of you guys fuck Juggernaut over Gambit? hell, would any of you turn down Gambit?

iwst99
01-07-2009, 04:34 PM
I know this thread generally isn't for silly ass questions, but.. would any of you guys fuck Juggernaut over Gambit? hell, would any of you turn down Gambit?

I would. Fuck Gambit. Especially if it's the Juggernaut from the movie...yum.

JustB
01-07-2009, 04:52 PM
Nice new av iwist :bgrin:

JustB: I'm not sure how well that fits me, but I do still enjoy kids cereals and cartoons :sweat: but it is still an awesome thing [can't think of the word right now]. I like the writing style you use for those.

Ha, honestly it really can't be too accurate to each person specifically especially since it's based off a random online quiz which may or may not have accurate results. I would probably do better if each person just said what they felt the right answer should have been :wink:

As for the writing style, I was just channeling a mixture of a stereotypical dating game show announcer and the writers of the online daily tarot articles :sweat:

The Green Trench Coat
01-07-2009, 06:27 PM
And that's why it'll never happen between us.

Is apple juice and hotwings some sort of sexual euphemism that I am unaware of?

Also, could you do a pic of me as the motherfucking Juggernaut? I think it could be awesome....

thing is there isn't much I that would distinguish you if i drew you as juggernaut.
He wears a suit and his face is covered. so it would essentially be just a pic of the juggernaut

The Green Trench Coat
01-07-2009, 06:37 PM
And that's why it'll never happen between us.

Is apple juice and hotwings some sort of sexual euphemism that I am unaware of?

nope.. apple juice is apple juice. and wings..wings are just good man.


I know this thread generally isn't for silly ass questions, but.. would any of you guys fuck Juggernaut over Gambit? hell, would any of you turn down Gambit? juggernaut all day.


...



.. Unless AOA sabertooth is available.


Or non feline beast. He could probably jerk me off with his feet... only beast can show you that kind of love.

Or a monkey.. but It'd be really hard to get a monkey to...
well.. I mean... without peeling it.


Nice new av iwist :bgrin:

Props.. he's the only person that even looks at my old art and uses it heh. ah well.

Khaotika!
01-07-2009, 07:37 PM
GTC drew a pic of me as Rogue. Hotness y'all. Check it out!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l301/joetx/n1134063020_231965_9784.jpg

Very nice. :D

GTC: <3 Don't worry yourself, I'm sensitive about my art too. Oh, and I'm gonna try to be around a bit more, I've just been busy and my free time has been taken up by Persona 4. <3 <3 <3

Oh, and on the FF thing, I played Dragoon, Monk, Red Mage, and Summoner in FFXI. I'm disturbed and intrigued at what that combo would make me. :rofl:

30_60_90
01-07-2009, 08:42 PM
I know this thread generally isn't for silly ass questions, but.. would any of you guys fuck Juggernaut over Gambit? hell, would any of you turn down Gambit?

I'd have to go for the ragin' cajun personally. He's always been one of my favorite X-men.

The Green Trench Coat
01-08-2009, 05:24 AM
Very nice. :D

GTC: <3 Don't worry yourself, I'm sensitive about my art too. Oh, and I'm gonna try to be around a bit more, I've just been busy and my free time has been taken up by Persona 4. <3 <3 <3

:lovin::lovin::lovin: oh khaotika.. </dreamy>

iwst99
01-08-2009, 09:15 AM
Songs I can't get out of my head (because I love the beats):

Lady GaGa Ft Kardinal Offishall-Just Dance Remix

Ron Browz Ft Jim Jones & Juelz Santana - Pop Champagne Remix (video is hella homo).

Yuna
01-08-2009, 09:17 AM
For great justice! I just got $160 in the mail from my loving family. Merry Fucking Christmas indeed. Hellooooooo, new hairdo.

Pablo_the_Mex
01-08-2009, 09:48 AM
Songs I can't get out of my head (because I love the beats):

Lady GaGa Ft Kardinal Offishall-Just Dance Remix



Lady Gaga owns me for free. I just dance.

BeaTs*
01-08-2009, 09:50 AM
omg...no more lady gaga...

ramberk
01-08-2009, 10:09 AM
I don't want to be a hater, but I can't stand Lil Wayne.

Yuna
01-08-2009, 10:16 AM
I don't want to be a hater, but I can't stand Lil Wayne.

You are not alone. Where the fuck is Bob Poundmax, we should start a "Lil Wayne is a dipshit" group.

Bob Poundmax
01-08-2009, 10:25 AM
You are not alone. Where the fuck is Bob Poundmax, we should start a "Lil Wayne is a dipshit" group.

He needs to take the meat like a real man, then he'd have an excuse to make those obnoxious noises.

iwst99
01-08-2009, 10:49 AM
Who am I?:

Yo, heh heh
I'm bout to rap y'all, heh heh
heh heh
I sing high piiiiiiitched heh heh
heh
*robotic heh heh*
WAYNE'S WORLD heh heh

Yuna
01-08-2009, 11:00 AM
He needs to take the meat like a real man, then he'd have an excuse to make those obnoxious noises.

Finest KO!!!!!

Azagtoth
01-08-2009, 01:42 PM
I don't want to be a hater, but I can't stand any of this stuff.

Fixed. =P

I heart you guys.

Ęther
01-08-2009, 02:12 PM
The general rule of thumb regarding sexing Jugernaut or Gambit for me... if I break him then it's a no go. :c


no I dont' mind requests.. infact I encourage them cause it helps me get better.

It's just I'm not a professional artist but get held to proffesional critique when i post for the general public. Which is fine.. when i'm asking for opinions. and..

well let's be honest. I'm sensative about my work. I know it's not the greatest but i don't need YOU (a veiwer) to tell me about how ungreat it is.


So there.
Well I'm always open for critique, especially if I get some in return. I haven't done much for the past few months so I NEED to get back into it. I'm just usually busy these days with finding work, etc.

http://pencilknight305.deviantart.com/ I generally don't put stuff up on my gallery unless I'm satisfied, much less my scrapbook.

I haven't logged in since March last year though so... yeeaaahh... That's bad. :sad:

I do have some new stuff to add though so I'll scan if there's demand.

The Green Trench Coat
01-08-2009, 03:36 PM
I don't want to be a hater, but I can't stand Lil Wayne.

is that one of the jonas brothers?


God i'm old.
I pretty much stopped listening to new music that isn't radiohead or sasha feirce.

iwst99
01-08-2009, 03:39 PM
is that one of the jonas brothers?



Yeah. I think Lil' Wayne, Lil' Romeo and Lil' Bow Wow are the members of Jonas Brothers.

The_Beast
01-08-2009, 07:23 PM
thing is there isn't much I that would distinguish you if i drew you as juggernaut.
He wears a suit and his face is covered. so it would essentially be just a pic of the juggernaut

I swear to God that I thought you'd read the comics and thus would realize that he does take his helmet off occasionally....

30_60_90
01-08-2009, 10:06 PM
I don't mind Lil' Wayne, I just pretend he doesn't take himself seriously (I do not know if he does or not.) and it then it's like he's a trite satirical performer.

The Green Trench Coat
01-09-2009, 08:12 AM
Yeah. I think Lil' Wayne, Lil' Romeo and Lil' Bow Wow are the members of Jonas Brothers.

cute .. okay so I didn't know that guy was little wayne. but i heard him before. He looks like a dirty weasel with dreads.


Also what's with all these "singers"/rappers using that stupid mouth piano.

I Am Lothar
01-09-2009, 08:39 AM
Cable vs. Bishop

Discuss.

Insane Difficulty Version.

Magneto vs. Professor-X

imo.

Adam Warlock
01-09-2009, 08:41 AM
Cable. Not even close.

Professor X. He can make the entire world fight in his place.

Yuna
01-09-2009, 08:41 AM
Since this is a gaming site, I think there should be the SRGay 2008 awards for outstanding gay achievements in gaming. I'll start.

Lesbian of the Year: Hammer(Fable II)

The Green Trench Coat
01-09-2009, 08:41 AM
Cable vs. Bishop

Discuss.

Insane Difficulty Version.

Magneto vs. Professor-X

imo.

cable vs bishop is already happening

magneto vs prof has happened already.

LightningStorm
01-09-2009, 09:37 AM
Since this is a gaming site, I think there should be the SRGay 2008 awards for outstanding gay achievements in gaming. I'll start.

Lesbian of the Year: Hammer(Fable II)

LOL! I agree.

Gay game of the Year: Fable II

I mean seriously... you can have gay sex, gay orgies, and get a sex change!

BlodiaVulcan5
01-09-2009, 06:23 PM
handkerchief code: handkerchief in your back pocket. Is this still practiced?

The Green Trench Coat
01-10-2009, 05:08 AM
I swear to God that I thought you'd read the comics and thus would realize that he does take his helmet off occasionally....

Is that what you want? you as juggy without the helmet?



handkerchief code: handkerchief in your back pocket. Is this still practiced?

i don't think people practice it. If you need to rehearse how to put a handkerchief in your pocket....


kidding. I'm sure theres at least one person inthe world that still does it so yeah.

iwst99
01-10-2009, 01:02 PM
Is that what you want? you as juggy without the helmet?




i don't think people practice it. If you need to rehearse how to put a handkerchief in your pocket....


kidding. I'm sure theres at least one person inthe world that still does it so yeah.

Yes, there's a guy at my gay bowling league that does it...he wears the fire truck red one... :sweat: I forgot which side it's on, but he's definetly the ----er and not the ---ee

The_Beast
01-10-2009, 02:17 PM
Is that what you want? you as juggy without the helmet?

Yes. A forward shot of punching through a wall would be pretty pimp...

For clarification on that, imagine that you are looking at a wall, then it explodes towards you and you see Chaz, the motherfucking Juggernaut (w/o his helmet on) having punched the wall down. Black costume please, and you know what my face looks like, so all good....

The Green Trench Coat
01-11-2009, 05:26 AM
my 7th tattoo

kuma

not akuma.

The Green Trench Coat
01-11-2009, 05:30 AM
and since i like it than i had to put a ring on it.


much better than spending thousands on a ring.

Ęther
01-11-2009, 05:37 AM
Very nice. Love how it flows with the arm. :D

Yuna
01-11-2009, 07:57 AM
That's some fucking manly ink, daddy bear.

LightningStorm
01-11-2009, 11:48 AM
and since i like it than i had to put a ring on it.



LOL! So, now you can be mad if you see that he want it....


uh oh ohh....

JustB
01-11-2009, 10:59 PM
I'm thinking about getting a tattoo like this. (http://www.crystalinks.com/kundalini.jpg) Minus the bone sketches of course. What do you guys think?

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 05:42 AM
I'm thinking about getting a tattoo like this. (http://www.crystalinks.com/kundalini.jpg) Minus the bone sketches of course. What do you guys think?

i think that's at least 1000 dollars right there.

JustB
01-12-2009, 05:49 AM
Probably, but I'm not one to just get tattoos for the hell of it. This is another possible design type. (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/128013283_6c0ea573b3.jpg?v=0) I would also have it on the back instead of the front.

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 06:35 AM
Probably, but I'm not one to just get tattoos for the hell of it. This is another possible design type. (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/128013283_6c0ea573b3.jpg?v=0) I would also have it on the back instead of the front.

that's a really nice design.

I hear you on not getting a tattoo for the heck of it.. most of mine is stuff either i've drawn or has an event or story attached to it.

Khaotika!
01-12-2009, 10:31 AM
my 7th tattoo

kuma

not akuma.

HOT. :lovin:

BTW there's a bear character named Teddie (Kuma in JP) in Persona 4. Every time he starts an all-out attack he says something like "Just say the word and it's bear time!" or "Bear-pile on the enemy!!". I immediately think of you guys. :rofl: :rofl: :lovin:

Yuna
01-12-2009, 11:22 AM
If I were to get a tattoo, I already know what and where.
Screw Attack. Right shoulder blade.

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 11:27 AM
HOT. :lovin:

BTW there's a bear character named Teddie (Kuma in JP) in Persona 4. Every time he starts an all-out attack he says something like "Just say the word and it's bear time!" or "Bear-pile on the enemy!!". I immediately think of you guys. :rofl: :rofl: :lovin:

hehe.. i'm gonna start saying "it's bear time!" randomly.

Zulu
01-12-2009, 11:30 AM
I'm strongly considering getting a tattoo. But I want something complex. Like a garden on my back or something similar to what Takashi Murakami does. For those not in the know, he's the guy who designed Kanye West's Graduation album cover.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_JwZHo7wYPp4/R6s72tsBMvI/AAAAAAAACLc/-16ex014z7g/s400/takashi+1.jpg

I want that on my back. Fully covering it.

Adam Warlock
01-12-2009, 11:32 AM
hehe.. i'm gonna start saying "it's bear time!" randomly.

You're already the size of a superhero, so all you need now is an outfit to change into.

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 12:00 PM
I'm strongly considering getting a tattoo. But I want something complex. Like a garden on my back or something similar to what Takashi Murakami does. For those not in the know, he's the guy who designed Kanye West's Graduation album cover.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_JwZHo7wYPp4/R6s72tsBMvI/AAAAAAAACLc/-16ex014z7g/s400/takashi+1.jpg

I want that on my back. Fully covering it.

jezus!!!


You're already the size of a superhero, so all you need now is an outfit to change into.


awww, you are too kind. flattery will get you everywhere.

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 01:42 PM
I swear to God that I thought you'd read the comics and thus would realize that he does take his helmet off occasionally....

i have the sketch.. i just need to draw a bg and attempt to color it.

Azagtoth
01-12-2009, 02:27 PM
You're already the size of a superhero, so all you need now is an outfit to change into.

No joke. His arms are about as big as my legs.

And I have nice legs. :wonder:

iwst99
01-12-2009, 02:34 PM
Would anyone here bang Billy Mays?

Yum.

DuckHole
01-12-2009, 02:37 PM
Probably, but I'm not one to just get tattoos for the hell of it. This is another possible design type. (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/128013283_6c0ea573b3.jpg?v=0) I would also have it on the back instead of the front.

That one is done very clean I like it alot, go for it!

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 03:44 PM
Would anyone here bang Billy Mays?

Yum.

i would let him cum all over my shirt.


..then i'd let him use oxy clean to get the stains out.


He's very hot and he looks like he'd be really fun in bed.

The_Beast
01-12-2009, 03:45 PM
i have the sketch.. i just need to draw a bg and attempt to color it.

Sweet, I am pretty stoked to see this...

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Sweet, I am pretty stoked to see this...

it should be ready tonight or tommorrow at the latest

JustB
01-12-2009, 05:55 PM
Can you do me next, GTC? I'll <3 you forever ^_^


That one is done very clean I like it alot, go for it!

Yeah, I'll have to try to see what I can do about the snake heads since they denote an animosity that I do not have and the wings need to be attached to the sword/staff instead of the snakes.

DuckHole
01-12-2009, 06:47 PM
Can you do me next, GTC? I'll <3 you forever ^_^



Yeah, I'll have to try to see what I can do about the snake heads since they denote an animosity that I do not have and the wings need to be attached to the sword/staff instead of the snakes.

You should maybe consider color.

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 06:51 PM
Can you do me next, GTC? I'll <3 you forever ^_^





sure.. what would you want though?

JustB
01-12-2009, 06:59 PM
You should maybe consider color.

I've thought about that before, but it wouldn't be accurate to the history or the symbolism. I'm even thinking about going for a more classic caduceues, to be honest.


sure.. what would you want though?

I'll leave that up to you :wink: If you need something to work with, you can check out my myspace (www.myspace.com/hdharlequin). I'm always interested in how people perceive me to be so go with whatever comes to you ^_^

The Green Trench Coat
01-12-2009, 08:57 PM
I'll leave that up to you :wink: If you need something to work with, you can check out my myspace (www.myspace.com/hdharlequin). I'm always interested in how people perceive me to be so go with whatever comes to you ^_^


I need a little more direction than that. Think about it and let me know.

chaz this is what i got so far i'm starting on a bg might take a bit. If you totallyhate it lmk i can try again.

JustB
01-13-2009, 12:01 AM
I need a little more direction than that. Think about it and let me know.

chaz this is what i got so far i'm starting on a bg might take a bit. If you totallyhate it lmk i can try again.

That pic looks pretty dope imho :tup:

Uhm... lessee... Could you do me as a femme Cable? :lovin: Holding a big ass gun in one hand and casually pulling a pin out of a time grenade with my teeth. That would be awesome. Or as Magneto, floating like a badass. Oh, I typically have my fair pulled back in a pony tail most of the time these days and I usually wear a headband, but more as an accessory since I let my bangs hang down.

30_60_90
01-13-2009, 12:05 AM
I already know the tattoo I would get, Caffeine molecular structure on my left shoulder.

The_Beast
01-13-2009, 07:04 AM
I need a little more direction than that. Think about it and let me know.

chaz this is what i got so far i'm starting on a bg might take a bit. If you totallyhate it lmk i can try again.

Like I said in my email, that shit is fucking great! No bg needed as the canvas will be my left shoulder. If you can do the 2 things I asked, I will be impressed beyond belief!

Just FYI, I've got a huge shit eating grin on my face right now...

The Green Trench Coat
01-13-2009, 07:38 AM
Like I said in my email, that shit is fucking great! No bg needed as the canvas will be my left shoulder. If you can do the 2 things I asked, I will be impressed beyond belief!

Just FYI, I've got a huge shit eating grin on my face right now...

cool.. i'll fix that


JustB I'll see what works
I can try to do a fem cable

but i'll see what works.


**edit** JustB I just saw your myspace you are one pretty lady. I love your look very clean and fresh looking. Very pretty.

Azagtoth
01-13-2009, 08:11 AM
That Juggs is tight as fuck, Rob. Good shit.

Yuna
01-13-2009, 08:31 AM
If you're drawing everyone in the gay thread, can I be female Cyclops? :wgrin:

The Green Trench Coat
01-13-2009, 08:46 AM
If you're drawing everyone in the gay thread, can I be female Cyclops? :wgrin:

anything for u cutie.

Yuna
01-13-2009, 08:50 AM
anything for u cutie.

<33333 I love this thread.

The Green Trench Coat
01-13-2009, 11:06 AM
<33333 I love this thread.

is final round worth going too?

Adam Warlock
01-13-2009, 11:08 AM
is final round worth going too?

1000 times YES. I only really get to travel to one major a year and I make sure that major is FR. Plus it's in Atlanta. You know what the gay to straight ratio is!

Yuna
01-13-2009, 11:09 AM
is final round worth going too?

If you do, I know that I and my girlfriend will be hype as fuck to see you.

Azagtoth
01-13-2009, 11:13 AM
is final round worth going too?

I went two years in a row and if it wasn't for the shitty company I had with me, I probably would have liked it a lot more. Still awesome though.

iwst99
01-13-2009, 11:15 AM
Az/GTC, y'all going?

Adam Warlock
01-13-2009, 11:16 AM
You guys need to go. Then I'm gonna spike the water with ecstacy and push people into your room.

Pablo_the_Mex
01-13-2009, 11:20 AM
You guys need to go. Then I'm gonna spike the water with ecstacy and push people into your room.

That is a risk many are willing to take.

The Green Trench Coat
01-13-2009, 11:43 AM
You guys need to go. Then I'm gonna spike the water with ecstacy and push people into your room.

to be honest.. i have been looking for an exscuse to get down to atlanta.

and a big draw would be meeting you guys .. honestly. I don't think i'd compete .. maybe do some casuals and hang out. competeing or not depends on if my stick comes in by then and my confidence level.

but hanging out with you guys/gals would be cool.

Yuna
01-13-2009, 11:45 AM
to be honest.. i have been looking for an exscuse to get down to atlanta.

and a big draw would be meeting you guys .. honestly. I don't think i'd compete .. maybe do some casuals and hang out. competeing or not depends on if my stick comes in by then and my confidence level.

but hanging out with you guys/gals would be cool.

You have to come. You owe me...like what, twenty-eight bearhugs by now?

iwst99
01-13-2009, 11:46 AM
I'm not sure I'd compete, but I'd be cool to meet you guys, and I have an uncle that no one has seen in 10 years that lives in ATL.

Seriously, if you say you're going GTC, I can buy my ticket right now and have no excuses. We can share hotel expenses. :D

The Green Trench Coat
01-13-2009, 11:48 AM
You have to come. You owe me...like what, twenty-eight bearhugs by now?

You've been counting!!! oh man. Grrrrrr.. okay i'll start pricing it out.
only thing is i wouldn't be getting in till friday night or maybe even saturday am but i don't mind hangin out.

lemme look at the info for this. If it's held in a hotel that's even better.

Yuna
01-13-2009, 11:50 AM
Just look at my av, daddy bear. I'm a mobile Final Round XII advertisement!

iwst99
01-13-2009, 11:51 AM
I'm not sure I'd compete, but I'd be cool to meet you guys, and I have an uncle that no one has seen in 10 years that lives in ATL.

Seriously, if you say you're going GTC, I can buy my ticket right now and have no excuses. We can share hotel expenses. :D

Reposting since GTC posted too close to me. :lovin: